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Joke of the Day

"I can't wait until Taylor Swift breaks up with a black guy so she can put out a rap album."

"How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Nobody knows because they've never tried"

"If I had a million dollars for every time I looked at the negative side of things, I'd have way too many god damn taxes to pay."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is very heavy and the other is a little lighter."

"Life is like a bicycle A black will probably take it."

"Did you hear about the circus fire? ...it was intents!"

"What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day? Pooping"

"What is a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest and no booty."

"Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House? So she can be pardoned."

"What's Whitney Houstons's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE"