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Joke of the Day

"Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!"

"If Last Names Often Come From Ancestors' Professions... Then what the fuck was wrong with Bruce Dickinson's family?"

"I scream, you scream- Fine, I'll put down the flare gun and let the hostages go."

"A pine tree planted in 2004 in memory of former Beatle George Harrison in a Los Angeles park has died after being infested by beetles."

"Justin and Selena broke up? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObody cares."

"Trying to stop my mate to stop using TV remote It's a bit of a joke to piss my mate off. :D apologies if this is a wrong subreddit."

"The student asked his sensei: ""Why do you fight using only your feet?"" Oh, y'know. For kicks."

"Its ironic.... ... that you lot just don't get irony."

"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, i'm changing."

"I heard some guy tell two horrible Malaysian Airline jokes The first one got no response, and the second one was shot down in flames."