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Joke of the Day
"Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!"
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"What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt."
"How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight? Just one with depression."
"What do you call homosexual Israelites? Fruit Jews"
"I see a border patrol car drive by... So I ask my mexican co-woker if he has his visa. He looks at me cofused for a minute then says ""no no I only have debit card"" (true story)"
"What's DJ Khaleds favourite number? 11, because it has another one"
"What did the mayor say after the townsfolk told him that they used the watering hole to take dumps? Well shit."
"I've never been a fan of phone sex... ... mostly because they're made out of really hard plastic."
"Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? Because the sign says No Tres passing"
"The virgin I like my men like I like my sci-fi movies... to boldly go where no man has gone before!"