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Joke of the Day
"I had an argument with a Mobius strip the other day. It was very one-sided."
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"Guys, if a girl just wants to ""be friends,"" then borrow $100 from her and never pay her back. Like a ""friend"" would."
"My son just told me he wouldn't kill baby Hitler b/c of what that would do to the space program. Not 100% sure if he's a Nazi or just a nerd"
"World: Hey check out this sport we made called football. America: *sips beer* Check out this other sport I just made called football."
"Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!"
"Lions do NOT share. If you try to give them half a hoagie, they will take it, plus your half, plus your arm, plus I am inside a lion."
"If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong ..."
"I JUST HAD AN ESPRESSO WHO WANTS TO JOUST?"
"I read a story of a 17 year old kid who stole a plane, crashed it, and survived Why don't we just build the whole plane out of that kid?"
"Me: *braids girl's hair* Girl: *turns around, terrified* Me: The movie was boring me... *leans back in seat* *eats popcorn*"