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Joke of the Day

"Pour your beer in a coffee cup because sometimes walking around with a beer during breakfast is frowned upon."

"What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag? Twix."

"""I do."" ""Same."" - wedding vows in 2030"

"I really love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with words."

"Wanna Hear A Joke? Hufflepuff."

"Every time I glue uncooked pasta together, a macaroni angel gets its wings."

"TIL Ethiopian warriors conquered part of Central Europe in the 1300s That's why they call it Hungary."

"A Priest, a Rabbi, a Nun, two gorillas, a leopard, a horse, two turtles, and a dragonfly walk into a bar. Bartender yells, ""What is this, some sort of joke?"""

"Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!"

"how do you get 100 babies in a trash can? blender!... how do you get them back out? ... doritos!"