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Joke of the Day
"Stop with the phone sex You might get hearing aids"
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"I use profanity freely because it doesn't seem right to charge you (ya cunt!)"
"Going to open a Vietnamese restaurant and name it Viet Nom Nom Nom."
"When talking to a girl, their boobs are like the sun... You can't look at them for very long unless you have sunglasses"
"whenever i watch the tv show Friends, i imagine im the seventh friend, Dirk, who just stays home while all his friends do stuff without him"
"Did you hear that the Vatican elected a new Pope? Never mind, they were just blowing smoke."
"Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it's not on her head."
"Your mom is like a moped She's a little slow but still fun to ride."
"You know your marriage is on the rocks when your wife goes to bed wearing a rape whistle."
"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A brazilian"