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Joke of the Day

"Some people are like slinkies... ...they're not really good for anything but they still put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs."

"Did you hear about the Knock-knock joke champion? He won the no bell prize."

"Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left him."

"What do you call it when one guy demands that another guy go to the movies and give him a hand job? A mandate"

"Me: Ohhh, MARITAL arts workshop...now I really feel stupid in this karate outfit. Wife to therapist: Do you see what I'm dealing with here?"

"Bob Marley in Saudi Arabia I Shot The Sharif"

"Why can't Rabbit tell Winnie the Pooh to stop eating honey on Tumblr? Because he may get Tiggered"

"Colleagues who feel the need to say ""You either love me or hate me!"" are oblivious to the fact that it's always the latter."

"A vagina is like a warm toilet seat on a cold day It's nice, but you can't help but wonder who was there before you."

"Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula's dentist."