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Joke of the Day
"How is the NFL like Brokeback Mountain? The Cowboys suck!"
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"[hospital] SON: I came as soon as I heard. What happened? DAD: The oying hit me SON: What's an oying? DAD: You are, kiddo *dies*"
"I had to do a problem involving air resistance for my physics homework this week. It was a huge drag."
"The first rule of Alzheimers club, Is don't talk about chess club"
"I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home."
"What did the 3 tampons say when they walked past you? Nothing! They were all stuck up bitches..."
"If I had five coconuts and I gave you three how many would I have left ? I don't know. Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges."
"A friend once asked if I wanted to hear a racist joke... Her: Wanna hear a racist joke? Me: Sure. Her: Howe Luong is a Chinese man. It took me all day to get that one."
"What happened when the cannibal ate a minister? He got a taste of religion."
"Bill Cosby and Steve Harvey walk into a bar... (complete the damn thing)"