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Joke of the Day

"What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!"

"Why can't some people help being born Chinese? Because there's nothing wong with it."

"I was sitting on my dolphin, then I fell off. Butt not on porpoise."

"Why are Americans bad at League of Legends? Cause they can't protect their towers."

"What is the difference between a Japanese person and a cannibal? One eats Ramen and the other eats raw men."

"For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!"

"Q: Why does the corn get mad at the farmer? A: Because he is always pulling on his ears."

"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Dont worry , he's all right now."

"How'd you come up with the idea? Inventor of pac man: I took a bunch of pills one night and ate a ghost. I thought ""now here's something"""

"I taped Scooby Doo at 2am without realizing the commercials would change & now my 5 year old won't stop saying, ""Hot single ladies!""."