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Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler's favorite animal? *Nnnnnnnnnnnnnneeiiiinnnnnnnnn*"
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"Why did Theon Greyjoy become Reek as Ramsay Bolton's hostage? He was suffering from Starkhome syndrome"
"A magician walks into a gay bar and disappears with a poof."
"My friend told me I don't know what irony is... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop."
"My girlfriend asked me: ""If you won the lottery, would you still love me?"" And I answered: ""Of course! I'd miss you, but I still love you"""
"Russian joke ""Daddy I want an ice cream."" ""I want an ice cream too, son. But we only have enough money for vodka."""
"Which is heavier, a coin or a ship? Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!"
"Just walked by the place I had brunch last weekend and one of my friends is still sitting there talking about herself"
"What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline"
"Lif is too short"