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Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler's favorite animal? *Nnnnnnnnnnnnnneeiiiinnnnnnnnn*"
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"What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's? It never happens just once."
"What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky? A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous."
"What do drug dealers sit on? KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is."
"There are 10 types of people Those who don't understand Binary, and 01110100 01101000 01101111 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01100100 01101111 00101110"
"If you want sparkling, sophisticated conversation, catch me early in the month, before I've used up my ten free New York Times articles."
"Weird how it's always the women with multiple muffin tops wearing the tightest tank tops money can buy"
"You know what grinds my gears? Improper gear ratios and speed differences."
"A programmer's wife asks him to pick up a loaf of bread and, if they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer comes home with a dozen loaves of bread."
"Anyone want to hear my Human Centipede joke? Nah, I won't tell you it. It sucks ass."