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Joke of the Day

"A programmer's wife asks him to pick up a loaf of bread and, if they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer comes home with a dozen loaves of bread."

"Ladies: we're not fooled by your PMS trickery. I see how happy you are in those tampon commercials."

"Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated? His family advertised it as a barbecue."

"What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat? Wharf!"

"What do you call a really cheesy thought? A quesaIDEA."

"video games hav a negative effect on children they teach them to learn and adapt to any world they find themselves in adn overcome obstacles"

"Wanna hear a joke about a pizza? Nm, it's too cheesy."

"""goodbye, cruel world"" *hops into duck pond with bread strapped to my entire body*"

"A guy gives free circumcisions He gets asked, ""well, if you don't get paid, how do you keep the food on the table?"" He answers, ""I keep the tips"""

"Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ? Because it didn't happen in 7/11"