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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's? It never happens just once."
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"Leonardo.... NoOscario"
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"BMW What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside."
"Are you a fan of nintendo? because i wanna see your amiiboobs."
"Whenever I miss my ex I think about the things I didnt like about him... Like his hairy behind and his wife."
"Why do natives hate snow? Cause its white and its on their land."
"A 747 just landed at Heathrow Airport in London. After the captain shutdown the engines you could still hear the whining."
"Q. ""Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?"" A. ""Because sheep would be too obvious"""