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Joke of the Day

"What do drug dealers sit on? KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is."

"Wanted to make a voldemort joke but this whole subreddit nose it"

"Warning: racist I saved a drowning black family once ... ... as a JPG."

"Mermaids who never get married eventually accumulate a bunch of catfish."

"How are buttsex and asparagus the same? If you're forced to have it as a child, you won't enjoy it as an adult."

"I was walking downtown, and I passed this homeless man who started shaking his cup of change at me and I was like, okay, dick, I get it, you have more money than me, don't rub it in."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking...... JK Rowling"

"What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common? No ballroom."

"What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James? Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34"

"My buddy says he is the world's worst at self-deprecating humor. he worried once he was too modest. Then realized he was wrong."