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Joke of the Day
"Anyone want to hear my Human Centipede joke? Nah, I won't tell you it. It sucks ass."
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"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars http://imgur.com/QdWVk4r"
"Where do trailer park miscarriages go? Out of the trash and into the garbage"
"Ladies stop looking for a man to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job."
"Have you tried african food? -No. -They haven't tried it either."
"How do aliens stay warm? Space heater."
"How did Chernobyl disaster happen ? scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing."
"Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team? A: A new version of the lawn dart's game."