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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people Those who don't understand Binary, and 01110100 01101000 01101111 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01100100 01101111 00101110"

"If you capitalize 'him' in your tweets I'm gonna automatically assume you're subtweeting god."

"Premature ejectualation dinner party tonight, there's no formal dress code... Just come in your pants."

"Thank God for semi colon's. How would I have ever been able to flirt if they didn't exist?"

"*texting with my mom* Mom: I miss your handsome face! Me: Aww..thanks, mom! I miss you too! Mom: Sorry. Wrong number."

"Why Hitler was late to work? He accidently didn't took the second left but the third Reich."

"What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite beer? Yeungling. He can kill off a 12-pack by himself."

"I lied to the doctor when asked my crush's blood type. Now she knows what rejection feels like."

"Has the passing of the holidays left you feeling alone in the world, unloved and depressed? Don't worry, Valentine's Day is coming right up!"

"What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack."