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Joke of the Day

"I have really bad hearing & thought he said ""I love turds"" but he said ""nerds"" & now I don't know what to do with this shit in my underwear."

"That new show, Black-ish just started airing in Korea. It's called Brackish."

"What do you call a black attorney? A brotha-in-law"

"How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb? Change a light bulb? Pfft! We are game changers."

"So. Like. We're all just gonna ignore the rapture that's supposed to happen?"

"What's the worst part about being a pedophile? Getting the blood out of your clown suit."

"Did you hear the one about the perfume store? I heard their manufacturing was in an ol' factory."

"What do you call a mentally challenged homosexual.? Flame Retarded"

"None of the scenarios in which I would require a watch that works 200m underwater are situations in which my watch would be my main concern."

"Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar? 1. Because he was sheet faced. 1. Because he couldn't hold his boos. EDIT: Formatting."