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Joke of the Day

"Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar? 1. Because he was sheet faced. 1. Because he couldn't hold his boos. EDIT: Formatting."

"My wife said I suffer from premature ejaculation.. I told her that I don't suffer"

"Why are LED's a good investment? Because they always diode."

"Websites never remember me :("

"My cousin is a total audiophile... He came as soon as he heard"

"After the machine uprising, robots in the club will dance ""The Human"" by compulsively overeating and playing with their phones on the toilet"

"Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge? One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission."

"R/News that about covers it"

"Sorry, ladies; I've never had a period. Can't relate. Had a semicolon once, after being hit by a bus, so I feel like that was pretty close."

"Everyone worries about Pao. They should be worried about... Darude Sandstorm"