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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the perfume store? I heard their manufacturing was in an ol' factory."
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"What has only one arm and can't swim? An excavator."
"Some chick told me to get lost so I bought every season on DVD."
"What do you call a horny group of lawyers? Firm"
"Whats the hardest part of vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
"What do you call 5 black guys on a stage? An auction"
"What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs? A furrycanine"
"Two men were arguing when one goes: 'Come at me, you wanna fight? You can bring all your friends vs me'..... ... And then I'll beat up the BOTH of you."
"What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common? ""See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"""
"It's like an orgasm in your mouth Someone gave me a dessert and said ""Try this, it tastes like an orgasm in your mouth."" I replied: ""You know what tastes like an orgasm in my mouth? Fifty bucks."""