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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about being a pedophile? Getting the blood out of your clown suit."
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"A grasshopper walks into a bar ... The bartender says ""Hey we have a drink named after you"" The grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Steve?"""
"What's the difference between Andrew Dice Clay and a nintendo cartridge? The nintendo cartridge has steadily gotten more blowjobs since the 80s."
"I get home late, dead tired, & see my name in big, bloody letters on the bedroom wall - & I'm like, nope, I will deal w/ THIS in the morning"
"#ThatAwkwardMoment when you pretend to read your birthday card after the money has fallen out."
"My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which of her friends I would choose... I SHOULD NEVER HAVE NAMED 2 FRIENDS!"
"I put the SEXY in Dyslexic. Deal with ti"
"Funny how when a guy sleeps with a bunch of girls, he's a stud... But when a girl sleeps with a bunch of studs, she's doing horse porn."
"Your voice reminds me of a fart. It smells and nobody likes it."
"A step-by-step guide: How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11"