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Joke of the Day
"So. Like. We're all just gonna ignore the rapture that's supposed to happen?"
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"Some lady brought a gaggle of pre-teens to the movie, sat them down next to us & then sat elsewhere. I sold them all on the black market."
"I'd like a little pussy... This guy says to a girl he'd been chatting up ""I'd like a little pussy!"" She replied, ""me too...mine's as big as a house!"""
"What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore? I wouldn't shoot heroin."
"The human body is 98% water. So I'm not fat, Just well hydrated."
"Q: What do you call a man who marries an old ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!"
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"I experimented A LOT in college. (I was a chemistry major.)"
"The front desk lady at this remote motel is barely concealing her howling desire to graphically murder me. I'll be honest, it's refreshing."
"I'm getting really tired of this shit No, seriously, I've been sitting here pushing for like 25 minutes but nothing will come out and I'm exhausted."