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Joke of the Day

"Q: What bone will a dog never eat? A: A trombone."

"Why was the juice company losing customers? There was no punch-line."

"How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes? He feigned ted."

"The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears."

"An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scotsman get a genetic test He was surprised by the results."

"What do we call a wireless mouse? Hamster. Source: **Dad**"

"What did the glue taste tester say? Mmmmm."

"Came home from work early and caught my inflatable girlfriend cheating on me with the beachball."

"What is a terrorist's favorite wine? White Infidel."

"A friend and I walked past an Alzheimers Society. He turned to me and said ""How do they remember where it is""?"