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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute? It opens on impact."
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"My kids think all food includes long, dark hairs as standard."
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"What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work? Wake me up before you go-go"
"""I wasn't that drunk..."" ""Dude, you were driving your truck around the Walmart parking lot trying to find your truck."""
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"A fat man is in the kitchen preparing vegetables The guest asks ""Are you cutting?"" ""No, I'm not."" ""You should be."""
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"The world's fastest boxer invited anyone to try to avoid his fists... There was no punchline."