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Joke of the Day
"Coworker: I never would've guessed you're in your 30's. You look so young. Me: I'm old at heart."
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"To the guy that invented the number zero Thanks for nothing."
"Sarah Palin's political integrity. Because she's ~~a woman~~ an idiot."
"Sometimes, if you believe in something hard enough and deeply enough, nothing happens."
"What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's mind before she died. The windshield."
"A clown sighting was reported at the office this morning but it turns out Karen put her make up on in the car again."
"Turning off the downstairs lights and running upstairs so no one kills you"
"When does a motel become a hotel? When your mom stays in it."
"I hate math.. I'll give you a number of reasons why!"