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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail? Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world."

"A Jewish boy ask to borrow a $20 from his father. His father replies, ""$10?!?! What on earth do you need $5 for!"

"idk about you but I still remember what I was doing when I found out Kennedy had been shot: sitting at home, reading the JFK Wikipedia page"

"How do you get a faggot to fuck a bitch? You shit in her cunt."

"Two reposters are in a plane crush. Who survives? Reddit"

"The poor sentence got hurt while riding his bike... He got his dangling modifier stuck in the chain."

"Answer: Marijuana Question: Why am I sitting here on the couch eating ice cream with a fork, watching Telemundo and wearing one sock?"

"teen son: 'cause the boyz n the hood are always hard /u come talkin that trash we'll pull your card mom: take out the trash & mow the yard."

"I hate jokes about disabled people They can't even stand up for themselves"

"I don't know if this american election is an actually presidential election or an iq test These damn american's are sure failing the IQ test"