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Joke of the Day
"What one food is known to decrease sex drive in women more than any other? Wedding cake."
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"Coming out with a hair product line.... For philosophers, religious and introspective types... it's called ""The Human Conditioner""."
"A dog named joke starts playing with his owners. One of the kids throws a ball across the street, the dog goes for it..... A car runs him over, the joke is over."
"Donald Trump always looks like he's just opened a really hot oven."
"You know why someone who's good at something is ""The Shit""? Because those who can't teach and those who do do."
"What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk? *Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*"
"Doctor Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar I can't believe that!"
"Why did the shit-kicker cross the road? To use his rich neighbor's outhouse."
"You probably solved a problem which Einstein couldn't solve because he didn't see it"
"What did the rednecks do for thanksgiving? Pump kin pie. Happy Canadian Turkeyday, you sick bastards!"