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Joke of the Day
"What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!"
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"Muslim women should be our allies... Because they will never suck a cops dick."
"TIFU by taking the wrong baby home from the hospital Oops, wrong bub."
"A local establishment wants to press charges on me for getting an erection on their property. Luckily for me, they have no hard evidence."
"Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in? The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!"
"Did you ever realize that almond milk lasts four times longer than regular milk? That's nuts, right?"
"Yeah I got a job at Coca Cola... It's sodapressing."
"So... I want Ebola cereal... "
"What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market? Good morning ladies"
"""HEY I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY ASLEEP & STUFF, BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M LIKE 22 MILES AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW."" -Trains"