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Joke of the Day

"why doe s porn hub even have a share to google + button? I dont want any one to know i have a google +..."

"Psychoanalysis is nothing sinister There's really nothing to be afreud of."

"What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim? Bob. Same guy laying on the floor? Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall? Art. Same guy in a mailbox? Bill."

"What sound does a grape make when you step on it? Just a little wine"

"A magician is walking down the street He turns into a store"

"Lawyers have feelings too.. ...allegedly."

"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make everything up."

"What do Swedish people put in their coffee? Artifical Swedeners"

"Relationships are about compromise. I pretend she's not watching a Gossip Girl boxset. She pretends I'm not digging her grave in the garden."

"How do African mermaids cover their tits? They use sea bras."