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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part of a vegatable to eat? The wheelchair."
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"I hate when I meet a beautiful woman and have to leave bc someone who beat me in a rap battle is walking my way"
"Why do black men hate posting on reddit? Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent."
"Just thought of a nazi knock knock joke (probably said before) Knock knock Whos there? Nazis Nazis who? No wonder we killed millions of you."
"[me explainin to the kids why they're having soup and one cheese singlet for dinner] there's a place called online & im very important there"
"Roses are red violets are take your clothes off"
"What did the square say to the root? ""Radical"""
"Australians don't have sex Australians mate."
"AMA Request Floyd Mayweather never mind, it would take him a year to finish the first comment."
"Why did the nuke switch course? Because a girl on the ground said ""I have a boyfriend"" later that day the nuke fell into depression"