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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part of a vegatable to eat? The wheelchair."

"My wife left me for an Indian guy I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows."

"Does Lance Armstrong enjoy cycling? Of course he does! He has a ball!"

"Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head."

"I bought one follower just to see what it was like and he showed up at my job and his name is Eddie and he's kind of freaking me out guys."

"I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car But they're having trouble installing windows"

"Hank Hill is into BDSM because he is Pro-pain."

"I only carry cash anymore in case I need to make a dramatic exit in the middle of coffee with a detective"

"I realized I needed an altitude adjustment... ...so I booked the next flight out of town."

"You hear lots of jokes about white sugar, but you hardly ever hear them about brown sugar, demerara."