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Joke of the Day
"I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car But they're having trouble installing windows"
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"I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender...I base it on whether or not they're an asshole."
"Hm im scared of getting murdered. better go watch 20 tv shows about murder"
"There are three different types of people in the world... those who are good at math, and those who Just can never grasp it.."
"What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common? They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!"
"What did Steve Harvey say after announcing Miss Universe 2015 It was just a prank bro"
"It must be really expensive to be in a lesbian relationship, they eat out all the time."
"[commercial for soup] NARRATOR: ever wanna drink a sandwich?"
"Michael Rosen walks into a bar... And he just fell over and died."
"Whom does Ban Ki-Moon revolve around? Ban Ki-Earth."