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Joke of the Day
"Hank Hill is into BDSM because he is Pro-pain."
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"An Amnesiac Knocks on the Door Knock knock. Who's there? Amnesia. Amnesia who? ... ... Knock knock."
"My head feels like something Picasso would have drawn."
"They say: Dance like there's nobody watching, sing like there's nobody listening. But non of them are there to vouch for you when you end up in an insane asylum."
"""Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club."" Actually this is Oxymoron Club. ""Ok, same difference."" *looks at group* Oh, this guy is good."
"What kind of file do you need to turn a 8mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile"
"*you open a ring box and inside it is an enormous pair of jeans* He went to Jared"
"owl friend Today, my owl buddy told me he was getting married. I replied 'you twit, to who?'"
"How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant? He asked her to do an essay. [Also, I'm latin]"
"Why doesn't the GOP establishment want Trump as their nominee? They hate colored people."