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Joke of the Day
"Does Lance Armstrong enjoy cycling? Of course he does! He has a ball!"
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"Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist? He had an apartment complex."
"Trapped on a train in the snow, and honestly, none of these people look appetizing."
"Referring to another employee as a ""gingeraffe""will land you in sensitivity training...no matter how tall and redheaded they are."
"A beautiful woman is like the perfect shot of vodka Transparent, ice cold, and utterly tasteless."
"Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom ""wat abot that shadowy place. by 5pm it wil be in the sun"" ..who told you about science"
"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive."
"""Get over yourself."" *Me teaching clones how to play leapfrog"
"I'm just like King Midas except everything I touch complains to human resources"
"Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!"