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Joke of the Day

"My wife left me for an Indian guy I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows."

"Hawaiian terrorists be like... Aloha Akbar"

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give the bitch a shovel."

"I have a weird fungal infection on my foot... I didn't like it at first, but it's growing on me."

"Proof of God Every atheist becomes a theist if you give them a little space"

"Stalin took from the rich and gave it to the poor... ... and then he took both of them and put them into the Gulag for 25 years. EDIT: spelling"

"How do you blindfold an Asian woman? Put a windshield in front of her."

"My girlfriend has a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear to it, I swear you could smell the ocean."

"50's kids probably won't have this... Parents"

"Growing up in Canada, Taco Bell commercials were surprisingly different. At the end of each ad, they sang: ""Make a run...for the border. And then the next border."""