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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head."

"ZOMBIE 1: why do we eat brains? ZOMBIE 2: because. It's food for thought! haha ZOMBIE 1: [sigh]"

"Why do Nazis hate Canadian summers? They're mostly Julys."

"Did you know that Iceland... ...is only one sea away from Ireland?"

"A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair. And a table.."

"*Puts on muscle shirt* *Looks in mirror* Maybe it takes a few minutes to kick in."

"How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg? None. It fell down the stairs."

"I invited a few friends to an orgy I was hosting... Everyone came."

"Proof that road construction workers are lazy They're always just [milling](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavement_milling) about!"

"A man enters a library A man goes to the library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds ""Fuck off, you're not gonna bring it back."""