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Joke of the Day
"What would you call it if Hitler was mad? inFUHRERiated."
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"[job interview] ""So what are your goals for working here?"" To be home by noon..."
"I have eight words to say to you...."
"Want to hear a funny presidential joke? Donald Trump."