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Joke of the Day

"What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"Why do meth heads like to do it doggy style? So they can both peek out the blinds."

"Open Window Mrs: Hello, please send a MAINTENANCE personnel!! my husband will jump on the window!! Hurry up!! Administrator: Mam why maintenance? Mrs:Bec. the window did not open.."

"What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise"

"I can't get out of bed These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust."

"My wife says she's leaving me because of my obsession with karaoke. I said ""Fine, go on now go, walk out the door, just turn around now, because your not welcome anymore...."""

"So I proposed to my girlfriend at a funeral today. She wasn't happy. Apparently I killed the mood."

"In a survival situation, you can drink your own urine. Fortunately, my Wi-Fi came back on just as I was filling the can."

"What's Harry Potters favorite way to go down hill? Walking... JK ROLLING"

"Fact that will blow your mind away. Did you know that Oprah Winfrey contains enough air that it can be used to inhabit life on Mars by creating an atmosphere."