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Joke of the Day

"So I just found out those stick figures on the back of cars are not to keep track of how many pedestrians you've hit,i will be removing mine"

"How did the Hulk's mind blow? Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled ""HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."""

"Q: A word that defines ""a quick, clever reply to an insult or criticism."" Sorry, this was ""a riposte""."

"I enjoy long walks on the beach and that thing you just did with that banana."

"As of now, I only know of three Jewish holidays: Hanukkah The Bar Mitzvah The Oscars"

"Starting with the word ""why"" and always pressing the middle option, what joke is your predictive text trying to tell us all?"

"Remember when Taco Bell's slogan was ""run for the border""? Doesn't that seem really racist now... that would be like KFC's slogan being ""go back to Africa"""

"[gestures to the parents of a crying baby] shhhh, please. my foot's asleep"

"If someone who speaks 2 languages is Bilingual, whats someone who speaks 1 called? American. EDIT: My first post on Reddit and I get 1000+ up votes, thanks so much!!!"

"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? A: He could feel his presence!"