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Joke of the Day

"Starting with the word ""why"" and always pressing the middle option, what joke is your predictive text trying to tell us all?"

"What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They're so under-cooked they're writing fucking diaries!"

"Woah! Brian Williams' fly is wide open! Newsflash."

"Father in-law told me this gem: ""God made a woman..."" But didn't take one."

"What do you call a cow that's missing a leg? A 3 legged cow"

"My brother is so poor... ...He had to jerk off the dog to feed the cat."

"Out here in Compton searching for Wiggachu #PokemonGo"

"How do you call a person that is afraid of people homophobic"

"What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion? A corpse."

"Shout out to authentic Indian restaurants that encourage eating using only the hands. They don't give a fork."