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Joke of the Day

"Q: A word that defines ""a quick, clever reply to an insult or criticism."" Sorry, this was ""a riposte""."

"On medication is the BEST time to operate heavy machinery"

"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!"

"Upvote this if you're in North Korea! ....wait...."

"Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor? A: About 10 pounds."

"this is best joke :D watch it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVHlZkzPiH0"

"- Doc, how did you know that I have high blood pressure? - You make mosquitoes explode!"

"I used to be Irish... Then I became completely full of ire."

"Bernie has a fucked up Campaign Slogan. As a Jew, why the fuck would his campaign slogan be ""Feel the Bern""? Love the guy, best canidate, a bit flawed and optimistic. Don't kill me bernie bros."

"What do Rick Astley and a loyal partner in crime have in common? Both of them would get raped in prison."