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Joke of the Day

"Remember when Taco Bell's slogan was ""run for the border""? Doesn't that seem really racist now... that would be like KFC's slogan being ""go back to Africa"""

"why did abe lincoln get released from prison? because he's in a cent"

"I just want to be wealthy enough to fill a swimming pool with puppies. A lot of puppies are going to die but I think it will be worth it"

"""Be patient."" - Mr Miyagi telling Daniel how to bang a nurse"

"If you beat a man with a mustache in a fist fight, you get to keep his mustache."

"Why don't girls count to two? Because they ""can't even."""

"Why did Mickey get hit but Donald didn't Because Donald Duck."

"For almost a year I thought I was a man trapped inside a woman's body Then I was born."

"Chicken and an egg are sitting in bed... Egg says in a angry huff ""I guess we answered THAT question!"""

"When I grow up, I want to be a gif."