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Joke of the Day
"What's better than winning a gold medal at the special Olympics? Not being retarded"
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"What does a baby computer call it's father? Data"
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"What does a Muslim magician say before his trick? Araba-cadabra"
"""You da bomb"" was one of the best things to hear someone tell me when I was younger. But the possibility of hearing it now has me scared to death here in ISIS."
"I don't like my new hair cut... But it's growing on me."
"A baby seal walked into a club... =)"
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