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Joke of the Day

"What's better than winning a gold medal at the special Olympics? Not being retarded"

"Horrible Valentines Chocolates Girl: Those chocolates you gave me sucked. Boy: *looks at empty box* then why'd you eat them all? Girl: I had to make sure they all sucked."

"My girlfriend has this really weird fetish She likes to pretend she's 13 years old when we have sex. I don't know why, she'll be 13 in a couple of years anyway."

"What would you rather be stamped on by a herd of elephants or an angry woman in high heels... At least the elephants you could reason with"

"Did you hear about the computer that ate an entire hamburger in one go? It was a megabyte."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your ass"

"Why do some Italian Christmas cakes cause so much trouble? Because you have to open pandoro's box to eat them."

"I plagiarized a book about native Americans... I eventually got siouxed."

"I had a Crazy Dream Wait for dreams to come up in conversation. I had a crazy dream last night. I drempt I was a muffler... and when i woke up I was exhausted."