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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh"
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"ladies, sometimes you only get a personalized ringtone so guys like me don't even have to get up to ignore your call."
"What do you get when you cross a nymphomaniac with a kleptomaniac? A fucking thief!"
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"Why was jesus bad at COD He respawns after 2 days"