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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend has this really weird fetish She likes to pretend she's 13 years old when we have sex. I don't know why, she'll be 13 in a couple of years anyway."

"Where do Sith lords go to shop? The Darth Mall."

"TIFU: I posted my FU in /r/jokes"

"My girlfriend said she liked surprises. But you should have seen her face when I told her I have chlamydia."

"My exes new girlfriend has been calling me looking for him for days. It got old. I gave in and sent her the map and shovel."

"It was a classic Cinderella story: I walked into strangers' houses and made women try on a shoe I found"

"A teenage boy decides to stop masturbating."

"What's the difference between your wife and your job? After 5 years your job still sucks."

"What do you do when you see a space man? Park the car, man."

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down into a tire and call it a GoodYear."