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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the computer that ate an entire hamburger in one go? It was a megabyte."
Next Joke
"I'm not allowed to use the credit card anymore, last month I bought 43 falcons"
"Is elliott a lawn mower? He is really gay"
"They don't seem to abduct humans like they used to; looks like we are not the only planet with government science-funding budget cuts. Sad."
"Did you hear the one about the Irish boomerang ? It doesn't come back .............. it just sings about how much it wants to."
"sighs ""always the predator, never the prey..."""
"What are the three rings of marriage? The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and then the suffering"
"If you're suddenly feeling warm and wet, it might be because I put your Voodoo doll somewhere warm and wet."
"I tried to get back to the drawing board but I can't draw."
"Why are people so impressed with voice control? Women have been around for 100,000 years"