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Joke of the Day

"I had a Crazy Dream Wait for dreams to come up in conversation. I had a crazy dream last night. I drempt I was a muffler... and when i woke up I was exhausted."

"You better get out of here before the S.W.A.T. team arrives I just blew up a toilet. Say, did you hear the one about the man with chronic constipation? No? Well, no shit"

"Why do elephants have big flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks."

"Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing? Because he would just go home and master bait."

"What do you call 2 horses side by side in a stable? Neigh-bours."

"How do you eat a vegetable? First get her out of the chair"

"Who's great at math, but always tells lies? Fibonacci"

"What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter? Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system"

"You either die a Chris Farley or live long enough to see yourself become an Adam Sandler."

"The tragedy of Scooby-Doo is that whoever kept supplying criminals with such realistic prosthetic masks was never caught."