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Joke of the Day

"What would you rather be stamped on by a herd of elephants or an angry woman in high heels... At least the elephants you could reason with"

"Very Punny! Eric is just Derek without a D"

"Kim Jong Un recently banned the blues scale... He hates Seoul music"

"a muslim, a jew, a christian and an atheist walk into a coffee shop... and they talk, laugh, drink coffee and become good friends. thats what happens when you're not an asshole."

"The worst thing about doggie style is you can both see your kid come into the room."

"How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb? One"

"What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew a light bulb!"

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? He's alright now."

"Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday !"

"Why did Will die? Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: ""Fire at will"""