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Joke of the Day

"Horrible Valentines Chocolates Girl: Those chocolates you gave me sucked. Boy: *looks at empty box* then why'd you eat them all? Girl: I had to make sure they all sucked."

"What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted!"

"greasy... Q: Why are you so fat? A: From eating your mom's greasy pussy."

"When a farmer fucks a sheep, do you know why he does so at the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back."

"I'm pretty sure the phrase ""sleep tight"" originated in prison"

"Telemarketer: Good afternoon, Sir. Me: Do you walk with a limp? Telemarketer: No. Me: Want to? Telemarketer: Thank you for your time."

"Absence makes the heart want to fondle other people"

"3 women went to a bar... And they wanted to know how lose they are.. * The first one slid in a hotdog * The second slid in a cucumber * And the third one went down the bar stool"

"What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours? Tire-less"

"What do you call a midget psychic running from the law? A small medium at large."