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Joke of the Day

"I plagiarized a book about native Americans... I eventually got siouxed."

"Why did Cain kill his brother? Because he was Abel to."

"I like to go on job interviews wearing an eye patch and switch eyes when the interviewer looks down."

"How do you confuse a Jew? Put the bacon on sale for half-off."

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon master? Ash"

"Me: Can I please sleep? Brain: No. Now sing Mambo #5 again. Me: But I hate that song! Brain: I don't give a shit! Me: 1, 2, 3-4-5..."

"This dumbass next to me on the highway is texting and driving."

"What Do You Call an Overpriced Circumcision? A rip off."

"Get it? http://imgur.com/AIhM5"

"Somebody called me a racist today! I mean I think they did, it's so hard to hear through these white hoods."