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Joke of the Day

"Logic What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album? Their response Flexicution"

"It is NOT acceptable to lift up the back of a woman's shirt to look at her lower back tattoo, even if you're at Walmart... I know that now"

"Me: Choose a mate who loves & respects their mom, but isn't overly dependent on her. Lady: These are 4th graders- Me: THEY NEED TO KNOW THIS"

"What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex? Her name."

"*grandpa in hospice* ""son your generation relies on technology too much"" ""no gramps"" *pulls the plug* ""yours does."" beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep"

"Christmas shopping can be so frustrating. Why don't they sell frankincense at the same stores they sell the myrrh?"

"What would I be if I were twice myself? a meme."

"""Shoot it down."" ""But, Mr. Putin... it's clearly a sleigh... pulled by Reindeer."" ""Shoot. It. Down."""

"Why did Jeb Bush cross the road? To get to the other side! ^^Please ^^Clap"

"I used to go to Weight Watchers to meet women [FIXED] Turns out they're way harder to pick up than I thought."