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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between an apple and an orange? None, the two are not a snake"

"I hate when my iPod earbud cord gets hung on an object and it violently rips the earbud out and I get that murder-y feeling."

"""Two Blondes"" fell down in a hole Two blondes fell down in a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see!"""

"Q: what's a biologists definition of a graph A: an animal with a long neck"

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because Seven Eight Nine!"

"Harry Potter Pickup line. Hey babe are you parseltongued cause my snake wants to communicate!"

"What does a fecalpheliac ghost say? POO!"

"What rhymes with freedom? Oil"

"Out of order. How does a time traveler tell jokes?"

"Good chance of showers today. -- Bathroom Forecast."