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Joke of the Day
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? *Nein*"
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"I'm at my most Alzheimer's when Billy is that you?"
"Time travel jokes never get old."
"What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity? Veni, Vidi... Veni."
"Spanish joke... Un pez dijo al otro pez, ""Que hace tu padre?"" Nada"
"Why is a buffet like a strip club? You'll regret going to a cheap one."
"Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb I said, ""Awww, are you an orphan""? He said, ""Yes, what gave me away?"" I said, ""Your parents."""
"IDGAF if you're black, white, yellow, brown or blue. Well, I do if you're blue, I'll stop and give you CPR if you're blue."
"In Texas we pronounce it ""nu-que-lur"" I'm often harassed about how I pronounce nuclear but I think fair is fair. If Yankees can have silent letters I don't see how come we can't have invisible ones!"
"My local gadget store has a great deal on devices that measure electric charge, but it's too far to walk. It's a coulomb meter."