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Joke of the Day
"The best curve on a girl is her smile. Lol just kidding, look at dat ass."
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"Why did the police assault the crowd? Because a-peppering them would make them sneeze!"
"I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket."
"What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman? An alcoholic with a drinking problem"
"Hear about the constipated mathematician? Worked his logs out with a pencil."
"What is Zoolander's least favourite sport? Nascar If you can even call it a sport."
"Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions"
"Coworker: I lost my phone. Me: WHAT? CW: I don't know where it is. M:*perplexed look* You're not glued to it like a NORMAL person? Freak!"
"What peanut butter do total dicks eat? Schmuckers."
"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but he/she has to want to change."